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By following these guidelines you will become a better player.  Soon everyone will want to play with you.  Caution, your friend’s list will fill up rapidly.

1.    Get to know your neighbor – It’s almost impossible to know everyone who plays Halo online and so it is important to introduce yourself.  Inform them of your impeccable skill level and how they don’t stand a chance.  This will reduce the feeling of failure at the end of the match.  Also, tell them how you would like to meet their mother and all the nice things you would like to do with her.  It’s also hard to determine the ethnicity of other players and so to avoid making horrible racial slurs ask them politely if they are of a certain ethnicity.

Method: Shout, “You guys suck”, “I’d like to f*&k your mom!”, and, “Are you a ni&#er?” in your microphone during the pre-game lobby in order to make the acquaintance of your new friends.

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